Total Medals Earned: 256 (From
68 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,435 Points
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the knife!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You found the video game controller!
You found bird poop! Yay!
Beat a miniboss !
Beat your first boss !
Destroy 10 Turret Troopers
Kill 15 Troopers
Buy your first gun in the upgrade shop !
Complete a stage and get your first medal.
Get a Silver medal !
Get a Gold Ribbon Medal !
Destroy 5 Axes while they're in mid-air
Kill 10 Eskimo Hunter
Kill 10 Cyber Dino
Dodge 15 drills on stage 2
Buy 3 Guns in the upgrade shop !
Kill the Miniboss of Stage 2
Kill 10 Laser Beam Ship
Kill 10 Invaders on stage 4
Kill 15 Spider Mines
Kill the Miniboss of Stage 4
Kill Stage 3's miniboss
Kill Stage 2's boss
Use 2 stats points or more in every Skill
Max your Income skill
Beat 3 bosses !
Buy ALL Guns in the upgrade shop.
Max your Jump skill
Max your Reload skill
Max your Health skill
Obtain the Golden Gun !
Get Gold Ribbons for all Stages !
Buy 5 Guns in the upgrade shop !
Get to Level 12
Beat all 4 bosses and complete the game !
Beat a level without using all of the required folds.
Get a total score of 1700.
Get a total score of 3400(100% on every level)
Complete story mode
Reach 20% upgrade status
Survive 1 minute in chaos mode
Survive 20 seconds in shrapnel mode
Enter secret mode in any difficulty
Survive 40 seconds in shrapnel mode
Obtain the secret ending on story mode
Complete story+ mode
Survive 2 minutes in chaos mode
Reach 50% upgrade status
Complete story+ mode in under 3:40
Survive 1 minute in shrapnel mode
Obtain the secret ending on story+ mode
Survive 2 minutes and 45 seconds in chaos mode
Grab 8 powerups while time is distorted before it returns to normal
Complete story mode in under 2:30
Complete story++ mode in under 4:30
Survive 3 and a half minutes in chaos mode
Reach 75% upgrade status
Survive 1 minute and 20 seconds in shrapnel mode
Complete story mode without taking any damage on any difficulty
Reach 100% upgrade status
Complete story++ mode
Obtain the secret ending on story++ mode
Get to stage 5
You surely love to slash! Get a 10x combo multiplier.
Get to stage 10
Use your shotgun 5 times in a single run.
Get to stage 15
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Defeat Glimmer
START A NEW GAME
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
FIND 10 HORRORS
CHEAT
CONTINUE A GAME
SCORE 8,000
FIND 50 HORRORS
BEAT THE GAME 3 TIMES (GET 3 WINS)
UNLOCK ALL MODES
FIND 80 HORRORS
FIND ALL HORRORS WITH LESS THAN 13 FAILS
FIND ALL 100 HORRORS
FIND 100 HORRORS IN UNDER 200 SECONDS
COLLECT 13 GRAVES
Kill 10 enemies.
Get 10 headshots
Kill 100 enemies
Get 50 headshots
Finish all 10 missions
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat the evil being beyond the locked ceiling!
Take out 15 monsters with a single bomb!
Buy everything in the shop!
Complete all quest!
Clear the story mode in 3:30 minutes or less!
Reach 65,000 meters in Infinite mode!
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.